No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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