Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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