When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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