This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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