There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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