and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
