left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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