whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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