I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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