Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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