The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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