I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He has the fingertips of a God
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