i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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