The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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