If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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