what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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