Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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