i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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