It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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