We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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