ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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