Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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