oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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