Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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