I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
one might say we're banned from that church
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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