Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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