I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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