why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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