She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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