brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Small penises have feelings too.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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