I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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