just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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