marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
True college students do jello shots in the library
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