He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Are we still banned from the library?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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