Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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