i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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