I wannas sexs uuuuu
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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