jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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