I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast