Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic