fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?