Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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