i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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