IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
fuck your aforementioned shoe
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I checked into jail on foursquare
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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