Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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