you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
