I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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