last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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