i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
