Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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