oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize