i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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