I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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