"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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