It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
