just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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