is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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