Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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